Wit and wisdom of Henry

 

Eileen tried to explain Hanukkah to Henry in simple terms. He listened very patiently and then said, "what are you talking about mommy?"


At 7AM Henry climbed into bed with E+J. He said, sweetly, "I love you, Dad." Then he (accidentally) kicked Jesse in the crotch.


J, modeling polite asking to Henry: "Daddy, can I please have a cookie?"
H: "Sure, Henry."


Henry’s holding the grocery list.
J: “What’s next on the list? Ah – milk.”
H: “No, it says cookies.”


H: "Daddy, play the piano and I'll sing."
J: "I'm sorry, I don't know how to play the piano."
H: "You use your fingers."


Henry fills a bucket with sand and says, "It looks good."
J, playing along: "Is it soup?"
H: "No, Daddy, it's sand."